25 7 / 2012
Anonymous asked: I was curious if you've ever had any successful dating attempts via the site or whether it's solely a clusterfuck?
I banged guy from OkCupid, if that’s what you mean.
I mostly go out with guys who are extremely nice and chivalrous but totally boring or guys who are super hot and batshit crazy, man-children. I haven’t found a happy medium. It’s offers countless hours of entertainment though.
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25 7 / 2012
judygrimes replied to your post: Updates @ OkStupid in full-effect.
“you should get bars so i can suck on them?” I LIKE HOW THERE’S A QUESTION MARK AT THE END
25 7 / 2012
This message is cool. I liked that someone wanted to talk about O’Malley. And then the picture happened.
Hipster-fly in the skyyyy
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow.
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25 7 / 2012
If you are Indiana Jones, then sure. To Indiana Jones, I would say, ‘fedora, I adore ya.’ Are you Indiana Jones?!
No. You are not Indiana Jones. Don’t ever fucking talk to me about those stupid hats, or anything else, again.
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25 7 / 2012
I wonder if he would feel less awkward about saying ‘hello’ if he didn’t say ‘hello’ every other word. And his username didn’t have the word ‘hello’ in it. ‘Hello.’
25 7 / 2012
You give an inch and they take a nipple:
At this point, I assumed our conversation was finished. Nay.
Nailed it.
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25 7 / 2012
If I’m going to understand your message, I’mma need to take a hit of that. Oh, just a cigarette? Not worth it. Nice hat/facial hair, btdubs. j/k
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