OkStupid

Hey there. :) Have you been to any of the Hookah Lounges in town? My favorite is Gypsy in the Short North. If you ever feel like joining me for a chill, no pressure night out, let me know. :) 
Talk to you soon. 

Your photo makes me almost as sad as your over use of emoticons. Oh, and your screenname: TooHotToTouch9. Excuse me while I go slit my wrists.

I think this claim that “you are not as much of an asshole as your music selection may imply” calls for some science =), and possibly an explanation on your username, though I assume it has to do with Hinduism and Vishnu.

He has never seen ‘Arrested Development.’ Nor did he notice all of the little hints (blatantly stating) that I am an athiest. Oh, and I was wrong. I am that much of an asshole.